i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
when family friends/people i haven’t seen in a while see me and they ask if i have a boyfriend (yet) and i tell them no and they’re like ‘oh don’t worry, you’ll find one!!!!’ and i’m like idk i just checked the traps this morning & the most promising prospect gnawed his own leg off and escaped
Don’t use traps, use little parcels of food.
For Lent I’m just giving up in general