19-year-old hibernating in Wellington living in onesies and drinking coffee.

welcome-foolishmortals:

I HAVEN’T LAUGHED THIS HARD IN THREE YEARS I AM HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTCK

Friday, April 11, 2014
Thursday, April 10, 2014

10 Old Fashioned Dating Habits We Should Make Cool Again

1. Coming to the door to pick someone up.
2. Trying to dress really nicely for a date.
3. Bringing flowers or other tokens of affection to the first date.
4. Going dancing that’s not grinding on a grimy club floor.
5. Straightforwardly asking someone out and not calling it “hanging out.”
6. Additionally, being clear about when you’re “going steady.”
7. Romantic gestures like writing poems.
8. Turning electronics off and just being with one another.
9. The general concept of asking permission for things.
10. Not assuming sex is to be had at any point in time.
by Kate Bailey
Sunday, April 6, 2014

jedavu:

Artist Creates ‘Decaying’ Paintings As Visual Representation Of Neglect

by Valerie Hegarty

hey-sass-butt:

fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

even if you don’t know the artist’s name, everyone’s seen the painting.

hey-sass-butt:

fugrats:

ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

even if you don’t know the artist’s name, everyone’s seen the painting.

Friday, April 4, 2014
Wednesday, April 2, 2014

SPOONING

volatilequeer:

mydrunkkitchen:

virginsacrificer:

Little Spoon:

  • feeling safe and secured
  • it feels so warm mmmm
  • straight to sleep bc comfy

Big Spoon:

  • face full of hair
  • one dead arm 
  • awkward boner

Little Spoon:

  • too hot/can’t wiggle
  • someone’s drool on neck
  • holding in farts

Big Spoon:

  • fart all ya want
  • perfect temperature
  • get up and go on tumblr anytime 

This is a complete list of the pros/cons involved in spooning. What a wonderful spooning reference post.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

miniprof:

chronic-pain:

dangerscissor:

please dont be mean to pigeons

ask them how their day is going

warn them about the dangers of playing in the street

give them compliments

admire their fancy dancing. tell them that they are pigeons

 
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